Sunday, April 14, 2013

The 10 People I Want to Kill

I am a nice girl most of the time. I prefer to stay as 'hi-bye' friends rather than enemies. I hate fighting with people and will go all out to avoid doing so. You get the picture. For me it's make love not war.

But, like with many other things, there are exceptions.
Very often, I find myself wanting to kill these 10 kinds of people below*:
(In no particular order unless stated)



1) K- Pop (korean pop culture) and people who like it.

I can't differentiate the candy-looking boys and the girls most of the time!!!! And do you even understand a word they are singing, you young little innocent Malaysian? You just like it cos its 'in' and its cool... At least YOU think it's cool.



2) People who eat slowly.
(I'm talking about a minimum of 50 chews in the mouth per spoon before swallowing)

Josh Lim is a very good example of this. He takes about 40mins to finish a bowl of salad and at 20mins my hands usually have this weird feeling of losing control and planting a slap at his face shouting OYY FASTERLAH!! LOL. I CANNOT stand kids who take forever to finish their food, let alone an adult. That's why little Natasha's blood pressure goes up a little each time she realize I will be feeding her. I did also read an article somewhere that chewing one's food long enough will result in better digestion and it somehow contributes to better weight control. I say, screw that shit and save me some time!



3) People who lie to show they are rich or pretty.

If you did plastic surgery or have went under the knife, admit it. Don't trick people into believing that you are born with it. Do yourself and other people some justice please.
Also, if you don't have that much money to afford that expensive bag or that imported car, don't flaunt it. Nobody expects you to be rich. You can be middle class and cool and still make people envy you. You don't need to be rich to be pretty or cool.



4) People who always think they are right - often the same people who claim otherwise.

I come from a family where every single member think they are always right and never wrong. Yes, it's miracle how I have yet to suffer from high blood pressure or heart attack. You it's bad enough that they always think they are right and never wrong? Wait till they try to impart their opinions on you - how you are ALWAYS wrong no matter what and how they are ALWAYS right. AL-effing-WAYS.



5) People who Go back on their word.

I don't trust or hang out or want to have anything to do with this sort of person. I can't rely on someone who is unreliable. Get it? That's the last thing I need in a friend which I very gladly can do without.



6) Betrayers.

Among all the 10 types of people I want to kill, the above mentioned is one I want to kill at their childbirth if possible. If only I could go back in time to make sure they will never be born. Hate is an understatement. This is abhor. I am not a 100% loyal human being - I personally think that such a human being doesn't exist. To err is human, to betray is a bastard. I don't believe in bitting the hand that fed you - it's still okay (at some point) to not show gratitude or appreciation when it's due... But to betray is just simply terrible. Enough said. Nothing good will come out of my words if I were to continue explaining.



7) Backstabbers

With betrayers being the number 1 most hated by me, backstabbers follow suit. Betrayers are the one who "walk the talk" and backstabbers are the one who "talk the talk". My point has always been if you had enough balls to say it behind a person's back, make sure you have enough balls to say it in front of the person too.



8) Braggers

I cannot sit longer than 2 minutes with a bragger without feeling the strong urge to slap them on their face shouting SHUT UP YOU MOFO!!! My theory is simple. If you are really that great, rich or successful you don't need to talk about it because people are able to see it :) It's really that simple!!! Do you not notice that USUALLY the real successful, rich and great DO NOT talk about their success but instead tries to hide from the limelight? As the saying goes, empty tins make the most noise :)



9) Keep saying they are fat but keep eating

Like seriously? You keep asking me how to lose weight but you keep eating and posting pictures of it on instagram and then refuse to do any excercise and--and--and what did you say about wanting to lose weight? I say, hit the gym, cut down on the calories intake and spare my ears!!



10) Sohais - now this one in particular is quite general hence I have come up with some examples.

i) People who argue without supporting evidence or facts.
When come across this particular kind of person, chances are, I would just slap them then and there or when at a professional setting (work), I'll just laugh quietly to myself and let them go ahead with their plan of acting smart. It can be such entertainment, I tell you!

ii) Fanatic Muslims and Christians who always try to impart their ideology on people.
Faith is faith. But when you try to impart your beliefs and ideologies on others, it's not faith anymore, it's f***ed. You want to be a missionary? Sure, but there's a way of doing so and going about it. Thank you.

iii) People who hate gays and lesbians.
Don't hate when you've never even been in their shoes. You don't know their upbringing and you did not experienced what they did nor can you see things which they have. Normal? Who are you to determine what's normal and what's not? I am not saying this to garner any support. I do not support gays but neither am I against them. I support LEAVING PEOPLE ALONE AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT BOTHER ME.



11) People who fight over the pettiest thing.

Get a life. Life is too short. And take your sensitivity back to your mother.



oopssss.... 11 altogether!


* I am not AT ALL perfect and I am aware that everyone is entitled to their own opinions and likings and this is one of my many other opinions. This post is not aimed at insinuating any form of insult to any individuals or parties.

4 comments:

  1. one of the best blog n this is my fav post :)

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  2. I have to agree on the K-pop.but i like the music...music doesn't sound that bad.but the kids following,u have to hate those that follow coz of the guys or pretty boys that bring them,not coz of the music.poeple used to hate Rockers with their long hair and smelled but u gotta like the Music.

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